Dr. Zaius’ Damn Dirty Banana Sauce

This was a recipe I came up with for a Planet of the Apes marathon.It’s a fantastic sauce, tangy, sweet, hint of spice. It goes great on Forbidden Zone horse burgers (those come later) For now, sprinkle some cumin on fruit, and dip that shit into this sauce. Delicious. Just don’t let those damn humans get a hold of any. Filthy animals.


  • 1/2 Large Spanish Onion
  • 2 Garlic Cloves
  • 3 Bananas
  • 1/2 Tbs Sriracha
  • 2 Tbs Water
  1. Julienne the fuck out of that Onion and dice up the garlic
  2. Carmelize that shit
  3. Blend all together into smooth paste. (Like toothpaste, but don’t go brushing with this shit, thats nasty, yo)
  4. Chill it the fuck out
  5. Eat that shit

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